Put Bumper Stickers on Your Rolls-Royce

A public service announcement. If you buy a Rolls-Royce you have already lost the taste game — real old money drives a fifteen-year-old Volvo. So the only move left is to commit: honor-student sticker, stick-figure family, the works. Money can buy the car; it cannot buy not caring about the car. A two-minute film about the last luxury that isn't for sale.